Don’t let the war end!

The US downs a Syrian war plane. Well, now we’re shooting directly at the Syrians, provoking the Russians. Madness. This war would be over (and the stream of refugees curtailed) if we just let the Syrian army and combined Syrian/Russian air forces finish it off. The Syrians say they were attacking ISIS- but the US central command issued a statement saying the Syrian plane was downed “in collective self-defense of coalition-partnered forces”.

Ahh. The new vernacular. “Coalition-Partnered Forces”. That’s a mouthful, so let’s go with CPF. 

Man! All these funny names and acronyms:ISIS, ISIL, IS, Daesh, Al Nusra, Al Qaeda, CPF, etc.

Hard to keep up with all the gang names but one name strikes real fear and still stands alone as the most bad-ass, take-no-prisoneres nom de guerre of all. Yes, the semitic scourge, the lynch-mob of the levant known as…. THE MODERATE REBELS! 


Don’t you wish your high school had had this mascot? Well, you can have it now! Announcing the new Moderate Rebels T-shirt, from Moderate Rebelware, on Amazon. Available in five colors!* 



* Seriously, you can actually buy this on Amazon! And I believe an order of two will get you free domestic shipping. One for you and one for your guy, gal, or pal! Just click the link and support Shum-media. Go get ’em, Johnny Moderate Reb!


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