Announcing the FREE SPEECH BUTT award.
Who is eligible to receive the FSB? Simple! Anybody who makes an ass out of themselves by simultaneously declaring their support of free speech as well as their opposition to it in the same breath. The most recognizable form of this contradiction goes like this: “I believe in free speech, but ____________.” (insert any right, rule, privilege, custom, preference, behavior, etc. that supposedly trumps free speech). Who awards the FSB? Again, simple! Anybody who supports free speech without caveats that undermine that support. How is the FSB awarded? You may copy and deliver the FSB medallion image digitally or post it on a webpage, forum, newsfeed, timeline, comment section, etc. You may print the image, and send it in the mail, or post it somewhere in public. That’s all. Now get moving, free speech lovers! We may not have this right much longer and recipient number 2 awaits! Announcing Recipient No. 1 of the FREE SPEECH BUTT award.
December 5, 2015: “Free speech is good. Respecting others is better.”