Extremes edge Moderates in extra innings

The series is tied at a game a piece as Extreme Rebels advanced from the North and took control of a town the Moderate Rebels had occupied since last year. US and Britain will be rethinking their support for the Mods and will have to make a decision before the trade deadline on whether to put up the cash for a late season pennant run against the favored Syrian Army/Russian Air Force coalition. Manager McCain is hospitalized and currently unavailable for comment but is expected to lobby for a merger of the Mods, the Extremes, and the US-led coalition forces to form a single, combined force under the ISIS umbrella. Previously, the maverick, veteran skipper has said he’s willing to go head to head with Assad, even if that meant open combat with the Russians, WWIII considerations notwithstanding.

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/175057

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FSB Time! Newspeak in Germany

Article in the NYT,

Germany Raids Homes of 36 People Accused of Hateful Postings Over Social Media

Ok, they’re at it again in Germany. Don’t diss ze invasion, citizens, or else jail time!

Well, ho-hum and par for the course for the totalitarians running Deutschland, but halfway through the article, this gem:

“The still high incidence of punishable hate posting shows a need for police action,” Holger Münch, president of the Federal Criminal Police Office, said in a statement. “Our free society must not allow a climate of fear, threat, criminal violence and violence either on the street or on the internet.” (bold and color mine)

Right, we love free speech, but….

I guess it’s time to hand out another FSB. Congratulations, Mr. Muench!

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Don’t let the war end!

The US downs a Syrian war plane. Well, now we’re shooting directly at the Syrians, provoking the Russians. Madness. This war would be over (and the stream of refugees curtailed) if we just let the Syrian army and combined Syrian/Russian air forces finish it off. The Syrians say they were attacking ISIS- but the US central command issued a statement saying the Syrian plane was downed “in collective self-defense of coalition-partnered forces”.

Ahh. The new vernacular. “Coalition-Partnered Forces”. That’s a mouthful, so let’s go with CPF. 

Man! All these funny names and acronyms:ISIS, ISIL, IS, Daesh, Al Nusra, Al Qaeda, CPF, etc.

Hard to keep up with all the gang names but one name strikes real fear and still stands alone as the most bad-ass, take-no-prisoneres nom de guerre of all. Yes, the semitic scourge, the lynch-mob of the levant known as…. THE MODERATE REBELS! 

 

Don’t you wish your high school had had this mascot? Well, you can have it now! Announcing the new Moderate Rebels T-shirt, from Moderate Rebelware, on Amazon. Available in five colors!* 

 

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* Seriously, you can actually buy this on Amazon! And I believe an order of two will get you free domestic shipping. One for you and one for your guy, gal, or pal! Just click the link and support Shum-media. Go get ’em, Johnny Moderate Reb!

Stand down?

What’s with the stand-down orders at liberal-leaning cities across the country?

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AG Session, investigate any collusion by local law enforcement with Antifa thugs! Investigate who is giving the stand-down orders and who is getting paid off. Uphold the first amendment and prosecute those police departments who are thwarting it by denying freedom of assembly and speech by siding with the communist street thugs! (anti-fascim indeed. Who are the brown-shirt thugs here??)